Yo everybody,i am back!!!WAhaha,currently i am waiting for the new chaptor of katekyo hitman rebore.Why they take their own damn time to upload????
U must watch it!!!A must!!

The Banana Test

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals.
King Kong, an Ape, an Orangutan and a Monkey pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
Think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds

Got your answer?


If your answer is:
Orangutan = you're dull & normal
Ape = you're a moron
Monkey = worse, you're an idiot
King Kong = you're hopelessly stupid
.......


Why?! ????


.......
A Coconut tree doesn't have bananas!!!!!!

Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
Take some time off and relax!

TEST FOR DEMENTIA
癡呆測試
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly.
You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. Let's find out just how clever you really are.
下列有4 個問題及一個加分題，你必須立刻回答，不能花時間慢慢想，讓我們看看你有多聰明。
Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)
準備好，向下捲！

First Question: 第一題 :
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second place person. What position are you in?
你參加賽跑，追過第2 名，你是第幾名？









Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong! If you overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you are second!
解答： 如果你的回答是第 1名，你就錯了！你如果追過第 2名，你只是取代那人的位置，你是第 2名。


To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question. 回答第2題，你不能使用與回答第 1題相同的時間。

Second Question第二題 :
If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are?
你參加賽跑，你追過最後一名，你是第幾名？









Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not having a good time at this! Are you?
解答：如果你的回答是倒數第 2名，你又錯了！告訴我，你怎能追過最後一名？顯然你並未樂在其中！
Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
很詭異的算術！這只能在腦中盤算。不要使用紙與筆或計算機，試試看。

Third Question: 第三題
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. now add 10.
What is the total?
以1000 加上40，再加 1000 ，再加30，再加 1000，現在加上20，再加一次 1000，現在加上10，總數是什麼？







Answer: Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!
解答：得到 5000是嗎？正確答案是4100，不要相信，用計算機查證吧！


Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
今天對你鐵定諸事不宜，或許最後一題你會答對？
Fourth Question:第四題

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Mary的父親有 5個女兒，第 1個女兒 Nana， 第 2個女兒 Nene， 第3個女兒 Nini， 第 4個女兒 Nono，第 5個女兒的名字是什麼？






Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
解答： 答案是 Nunu嗎？不！絕對不是，她的名字是 Mary，請再讀一次問題！


Okay, now the bonus round. You can partially redeem yourself with this one!!!!!
好，現在是加分題。這題可稍稍解救（彌補）你！
Bonus Question加分題 :
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
一個啞巴想買牙刷，他模仿刷牙的動作，成功的向店主表達，也完成了購買。現在如果一個瞎子想買一副太陽眼鏡，他要如何表達？




Answer: He just has to open his mouth and ask. He's blind, not mute - so simple.
解答： 他只要張開嘴問即可。他是瞎子，不是啞巴。就這麼簡單！

I m so bored!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tomorrow there is NPCC!!!!!!!!!!!!
ArHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
I don't want,i want slack at home!
Homework still not completed,about.
It's raining,sha-la-la
So random.......
Entertain?
Entertainment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I went to the MRT today to return eclipse back to jac.It's perfectly 1.23 when i received a message from jac that she will be late. Fine,but i was already 3/4 of my way there,no choice bu tto wait for her. I jay crossing the road(is it this jay?) and i came across this ahsoh. her agee fall in between 35+,if i m not wrong..She dressed in pink,and was holding on to a CANE in the public! I was like:'is she going to cane her child?' Practically i was wrong,ha,she just kept swinging her cane,making the 'woop' sound. Know what,she was,at the same time threatening a malay guy infront of her,and a indian guy far behind her. i was again:'is she the another version of the nanny programme?Is she here to train the 2 guys?' The malay guy looked at me,i looked at him,and i walked away.Standing at the same old spot,i saw the ahsoh walked past.She kept yelling at the 2 guy and at the same time threatening by swaying the cane of hers. When she walked away,even the staff there approach the indian guy to asked what had happened exactly. Ha,ha,i m so 'lucky' to witness this event. I phone my mum to tell her of this and i was shocked to know that she had met this ahsoh before. Okay,why she did not tell me about this? Crap,mum said that may be the ahsoh is suffering from depression. Poor thing,isn't it? My dad and mum both said the same thing to me:'Don't get so close to her next time' Kay,they've won.
我心不好呢!

I agreed to my jiefu to search details regarding the Egypt pyramid.This word 'Egypt' surely is hard to spell,it takes me many times to spell it correctly.You can say this is a punishment as i had forgotten his present.Ya,i had forgotten a lot of present for my friends too,oh my,short term! This goes nothing:
The pharaoh Khufu, like the pharaohs before him, began planning his 'house of eternity' as soon as he took the throne. A spot was chosen for building on the west bank of the Nile. Cemeteries were usually built on the west bank because the sun 'died' on the western horizon every night.
Khufu's architects were wise and experienced men. They knew the importance of building the Pharaoh's final resting place so that its sides faced directly north, south, east and west.
They planned a large pyramid- the largest one ever built in ancient Egypt. The outlines of the pyramid were measured and marked in the desert sand.
Then the building began. Large blocks of stone were cut from quarries nearby. They were dragged by groups of men across the desert to the site of the pyramid and set in place. Most of the workers were farmers who worked on building the pyramid during the flood season when their fields were under water.
After the first level of blocks was in place, the workers built ramps of mud brick, limestone chips and clay. The workers dragged the large stones up the ramps to build the next level of the pyramid.
For about 20 years, hundreds of men worked on building the pyramid. As they built each level, they also built up the ramps around the pyramid.
When the pyramid was almost finished, a special block covered in shining metal (either gold or electrum) was placed on the top of the pyramid.
Then, blocks of white limestone from quarries across the Nile were used to cover the pyramid. The blocks were trimmed to make the outside of the pyramid smooth.
Finally, the pyramid was finished.

Why did the ancient Egyptians use the pyramid shape?
Egyptologists have developed many theories about why the tombs of the early pharaohs were built in the pyramid shape. Here are three different ideas:
-The pyramid represented the first land to appear at the beginning of time- a hill called 'Ben-Ben'.
-The pyramid had sloping sides so that the dead pharaoh could symbolically climb to the sky and live forever.
-The pyramid represented the rays of the sun

Isn't it fantastic! The Egyptians is so,how to say?,smart intelligent?Forget it!

Maths
1. Expand the following equation.

2. Simplify the following equation.

3.Find x

You surely get a zero for this.

5 November
It was class outing on this date.I was persuade by my sister to go.Ha,okay,i believe this outing would be better.But it turn out to be a bad,bad,terrible choice made. The venue was Sentosa,first beach to reach when you walked,you know.It's so small,small beach indeed,super small. It rained thrice not twice and not once,you know! Nothing we can do but only can play some lame games in the shelter.Some incredible lame games,and of course,quite a time-killer.Ha...

Jokes in China
Please prepare yourself for the upcoming pictures.

Direct translate.

'FIRENOSEREELBOX'
Supposingly it should be FireHoseReel.What's with the 'nose',even direct translate wouldn't get this too.

'Wot Recoyer'

Fine,I am a boring person.Ok?!